u-kill-me-in-a-good-way: violettesilence: jesuislegrandefromage: montypythonandtheholyblog: hotdamnope: kangiku: the 12 year olds on this website get really mad if you point out the fact that they’re 12 r u serious NOT EVERY 12 OLD GETS REALLY ANGRY jesues sometimes people are just so dumb ughh this is almost as fun as playing spot the vegan. Spot the vegan? Yeah…the vegan...
fancifullauren: irishfangirlshipper: dorkstrider: why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets It’s so they can sell us bags
in-love-with-my-bed: groovysilvi: kawaiirubbish: kawaiisquad: Man what would happen if we took every criminal and threw them on a continent and just let them have at it for like 50 years? What would they even say when we came back? probably “g’day mate!” yep that’d be about right.
Never cut a tree down in the wintertime. Never make a negative decision in the...– Robert H. Schuller (via in-caduta-libera)
gooutfighting: now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday
okaylove: tardis-stole-my-mind: savingpeopleeatingpie: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: lilylunastardust: do-you-have-a-flag: okaylove: I never knew Javert went to Beauxbatons. Well, he is French. NOW THE SINGING MAKES SENSE I don’t regret anything. THANK YOU, IT IS PERFECT #ahahahahaha Jasmin #its back again! It’s never going away. It started out as a seven word...
sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are. what if teachers shipped their students ship wars in the staff room anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics and hope the school board doesn’t find out (the school board knows and eagerly awaits each...
muffinmachine: My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
ifyouhadwings: teamniceboyfriends: IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste
It worries me.
keepcalmsuperwholock: It worries me that a majority of blogs on here were made for a reason, such as: to help raise awareness for starving children in Africa, or to showcase amazing new artists or to help someone through a particularly difficult time in their life Whereas i’m just here in the corner like “I came for the gay porn and cat gifs”
tupacabra: “…and that’s my presentation.”
chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on life scared walking through my house in the dark bored boobs
galacticdad: when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
waiting-for-the-tardis: can we just appreciate for a second how people were saying Clara was “too special” and they were sick of “special” companions when really she was just an ordinary girl who was brave and decided to save her friend
catmemories: im just sad and lonely and bad at math
fuckyoutomhiddleston: If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down I just wanted everyone to know that you’ve all been truly wonderful people and it was an honor blogging with you all
the-bards-apprentice: when I’m at a friend’s house and that friend has a cat
i cybered on omegle today
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
pheonixlament: I’m a strong independent introvert who don’t need no social life
jeou: have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner because i have
darrynek: hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder this bitch killed my vibe
jpierrepontcriss: my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home